Avast, matey. Thar be sails on the horizon. Prepare to come about, ye bilge rats. My, she’s a buxom beauty, ain’t she boys. Fire a warnin’ shot ‘cross ‘er bow. Now draw yer blades and board ‘er smartly before ‘er captain can scuttle our prize.
Yes, it’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and if you’re not very conversant in the lingo, here’s a translation of the above:
Stop what you’re doing. Today is the official release of Pulp Empire’s Pirates & Swashbucklers anthology. Head over to CreateSpace and order your copy now. If you do so before October 10th, you can use the code 43X7BLJ4 to get 15% off the cover price.
That’s right. “Relvan’s Rescue,” one of 17 New Pulp stories about pirates and their ilk collected in this volume, is now available for your reading pleasure. My thanks to Nick Alhelm, the editor and publisher, for helping Janner Kohl to finally see print. I hope you enjoy his adventures as much as I do.